grumpiestmonkey

Born and raised in the jungle, your humble Monkey narrator lived a carefree life of swinging through trees and munching on bananas until he was captured by poachers, taught to read and write and forced to work in the cruel world of corporate marketing. Now imprisoned in a cruel world of offices, cubicles, workplace politics and endless commutes, your monkey holds out hope for a future paradise that includes good music, endless surfing and lots of dogs.