danraysucks

One day, I was doing some monotonous task (okay, I was playing with myself), when it occurred to me that a lot of people think I'm some "awesome, down-to-earth, cool ass dude". It was at that moment I had an epiphany that none of those characteristics actually reflect me. It hit me that I'm just like everyone else: I suck. Through my website, I point out time and time again why this idea of the legendary Dan Ray is a false perception. My intention is to show how funny it is that Dan Ray Sucks, and why I'm actually not alone, because you suck, too.